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quotes[0]='When you\'re riding lead, don\'t spit.. <i>-Author Unknown</i>'

quotes[1]='Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. <i>-Author Unknown</i>'

quotes[2]='You\'re the guy that\'ll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o\'clock in the morning to look at your bike. <i>-Paul Teutul, Sr., American Chopper, "Billy Joel"</i>'

quotes[3]='Bikes don\'t leak oil, they mark their territory.   <i>-Author Unknown</i>'

quotes[4]='Keep your bike in good repair:  motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. <i>-Author Unknown</i>'

quotes[5]='The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. <i>-Author Unknown</i>'

quotes[6]='What do you call a cyclist who doesn\'t wear a helmet?  An organ donor. <i>-David Perry</i>'

quotes[7]='If you don\'t ride in the rain, you don\'t ride. <i>-Author Unknown</i>'

quotes[8]='Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. <i>-Author Unknown</i>'

quotes[9]='Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. <i>-Craig Fernandez and Reggie Bythewood, Biker Boyz</i>'

quotes[10]='Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. <i>-Author Unknown</i>'


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